this one was just for me.
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”
- Lucky Day
“ People tell me you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar and I’m like: why would you want flies? ”
Steve Martin (via supercheyne)
“He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!”
god steve martin keeps posting this and calling it “creepy guy” and i laugh for at least 10 minutes each time
My boyfriend couldn’t figure out that it was Steve Martin without his signature white hair. XD